We met an old friend of mine in Baltimore on Thursday. It had been easily ten years since I had seen him and it was good to get together.

Except our wives talked.

Lorie liked Mona, Eric's wife. AND I caught Lorie eyeing Eric's butt. Lorie was eager to ask Mona: "What did you think of Eric when you first met him?"

Mona rolled her eyes and gasped. "Oh wow. He was amazing. I thought he was a SUPER HUNK! Uhm.... what did you think of Chuck?"

Lorie looked at her sandwich and took a bite. Between chewing she answered Mona, trying to use the same tone and pitch Mona had used. "Oh wow, it was amazing. I thought he was SUPER WIERD!"

...?

Y'know, it's amazing I was ever able to even kiss a girl, much less get married to one!

DCD

Copyright 2002 David Charles Dill Jr.